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Graphic tees for people who close tickets and cast off lines. Help desk humor, sailing humor, and the spot where both worlds meet.
Every design comes in navy, black, white and sand. Tap a color to see it.
Root is what you need to fix things on a server. Rope is what you need to leave it all behind on the water. Root & Rope is for everyone who knows both feelings: the ticket queue on Monday and the mooring line on Saturday.
Every slogan is our own, written by people who have answered the phone with “did you restart it?” more often than they would like to admit.
Pick a design and color, then hit “Order”. You land in our shop, powered by Spreadshirt, where you choose your size and pay. Spreadshirt prints your tee and ships it to you.
Our print partner Spreadshirt. They handle production, payment, shipping, returns and customer service for every order.
Our tees come in a unisex cut. The shop shows all available sizes and a size chart for each shirt.
Write to [email protected]. If enough people ask, it goes into the next drop.
